Words That Make You Go Hmmm

Let's ignore the fact that I've titled this post with the highly ungrammatical "make you go" and simply ponder the following word pronunciations with which the general public seems enamored:

• February (feb-roo-er-ee): aka feb-yoo-er-ee *noun
  the second month of the year, ordinarily containing 28 days, but containing 29 days in leap years.